Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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