ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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