is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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