Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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