Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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