Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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