I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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