How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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