You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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