i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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