Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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