Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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