Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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