I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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