North Korea, Best Korea!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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