was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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