The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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