Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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