i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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