Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
