Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that