She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention