Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!