I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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