why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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