"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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