fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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