One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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