I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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