It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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