I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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