why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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