Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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