so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
