Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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