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  my shit smells like andre

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• (845): View more from New York

  I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Clearly, you already have. Both of them.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?

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  That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!

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