At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.