yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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