Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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