I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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