windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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