I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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