how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm always down for nudity.
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