Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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