Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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