I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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