I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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