doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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