I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Holy sore nipples Batman
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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