my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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