Me too!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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