I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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