Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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