he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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