so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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