is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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