I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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