What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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